by Marc Carver
I start laughing as I walk into the coffee shop
and the woman who looks a bit like a man asks if I am alright.
Yea I say thought I saw something funny.
I didn’t tell her I thought I saw a dog with a condom on outside
she may have thought I was cracking up.
I waited for my coffee looking at all the women asking them in my head who wanted my seed.
They all looked a bit disgusted at me.
I had my coffee and walked out
lots of women started to smile at me and I knew I was in trouble.
It normally goes this way when I stop drinking for a bit.
People give me hope that suppose I don’t want
So I went home fell asleep and hit the bottle that night
On the wagon off the wagon what difference does it make.