by David Sheskin

In the annals of geography there once existed a
place called Atrophy whose citizens were obsessed
with philosophy, seismography and oceanography.
Most notable among the citizens of Atrophy was a
man named Myopathy who in his autobiography
revealed that he had a seemingly incurable
addiction to pornography which one day was
miraculously cured when he became a dedicated
devotee of calligraphy.