by Paul Hostovsky
He couldn’t speak a word of German.
She didn’t know any English.
I could recite “Die Beiden” by Hugo von Hofmannsthal,
and my r’s were perfect drum rolls.
He was stationed at the American military base
in Mainz. She was the bartender. I was in
my junior year abroad, studying German at the Goethe Institute.
But the fact that he was a soldier impressed her more
than my German and my Hofmannsthal and my Goethe
put together. She poured him another Pilsener,
leaned over the bar on her elbows, gave him
her vertiginous cleavage, tittering as he downed the beer
in one long esophageal orgasm. This was
the extent of their communication: he drank,
she poured, he leered, she tittered. And then
they went home together, I’d have bet my last
pfennig, at closing time. So what was the point
of poetry, what was the point of language itself,
I asked myself between trochaic hiccups,
tottering drunkenly back to my twin bilingual bed.